Tip 1: Set your alarm to go off an hour before you actually want to wake up
Why waste time getting ready for bed when you can just hit the snooze button a few times?
Tip 2: Invest in a mattress that doubles as a trampoline
Because, let's be real, you're not just sleeping, you're training for the Olympics
Tip 3: Practice your ninja skills in the middle of the night
Who needs a bed when you can be a silent assassin in the dead of night?