STEVE'S NAP-APOCALYPSE

Due to a series of unfortunate events, the world has reached critical nap levels. The skies are filled with the sound of snoring, and the once-mighty rivers now flow with drool.

Current Nap Conditions Mitigation Efforts Safety Guidelines for Surviving the Apocalypse
python
import napocalypse
while True:
    sleep(10000)

Current Nap Statistics:

Naps per Second: 100,000,000+

Total Sleep Debt: 10^100 kg

Nap-to-Survival Ratio: 1:1000