Nap Hacks 101: The Ultimate Guide to Mastering the Art of Slumber

Welcome, fellow insomniacs and narcoleptics! In this course, we'll cover the essential techniques for optimizing your sleep schedule, from Day One: The Fundamentals to Day Seven: The Dark Side.

Course Outline

  1. Day One: The Fundamentals
  2. Day Two: The Power Nap
  3. Day Three: The Polyphasic Sleep Schedule
  4. Day Four: The REM Cycle
  5. Day Five: The Wake-Lock
  6. Day Six: The Dream Walk
  7. Day Seven: The Dark Side

Note: This course is not responsible for any lost sleep, increased coffee consumption, or existential dread. Proceed with caution.