Steve's Nap Schedule for Friday
Steve has carefully crafted his nap schedule for the day, taking into account his caffeine intake, social calendar, and existential dread.
- 9:00 AM - Wake up, have a glass of water, and contemplate the meaninglessness of life.
- 9:15 AM - Check phone for any important notifications. If none, go back to bed.
- 10:00 AM - Breakfast. Possibly eat a bowl of cereal while watching cat videos.
- 11:00 AM - Start work on 'Important Project'. Realize it's just a to-do list, take a 30-minute break to stare at wall.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch. Eat a sandwich while simultaneously scrolling through social media.
- 1:00 PM - More work on 'Important Project'. Maybe.
- 3:00 PM - Take a three-hour nap. Don't wake up until someone asks for help.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner. Eat something. Possibly cry in the shower.
- 8:00 PM - More work on 'Important Project'. If still awake.
- 10:00 PM - Bedtime. Set alarm for 'Someday'.
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