Oversleeping Techniques

Warning: the following techniques may lead to severe sleep debt, but Steve promises it's worth it.

Technique 1: The 5-hour Nap-a-Palooza

Set your alarm 5 hours and 1 minute after waking up, then immediately reset it to 5 minutes before the original alarm time. Repeat as needed.

Technique 2: The Sleep-Powered Time Loop

Sleep for 8 hours, then wake up and immediately go back to sleep. Repeat until you've reached your desired nap duration.

Disclaimer: Steve is not responsible for any damage caused by oversleeping.