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Advanced Splits for the Discerning Steve

Steve, you've mastered the basics, now it's time to level up with the most advanced nap techniques known to mankind. Or, at the very least, known to your living room.

1. The 5-Split Swoon

Also known as the 'I'm a professional' nap, this technique requires 5 pillows, 1 cat, and 1 existential crisis.

2. The 7-Split Swoon-a-palooza

A variation on the classic 5-Split, with an extra two pillows and 1 more cat for good measure. Because, priorities.

3. The 3-Split Swoon-a-Roar

The minimalist's guide to napping. 1 pillow, 1 cat, 1 existential crisis. Repeat as needed.

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