Steve's Napping Schedule: A Study on the Ripple Effect of Power Naps on Local Ecosystems
By Steve, Napping Expert and Local Legend
Learn the basics of napping, or why you should just nuke the planet already
This study explores how napping affects the local environment. We've got data on how many birds are displaced due to excessive daytime napping, but we're still waiting on the results of our nap-tracking drones.
Our data indicates that 9 out of 10 people who napping excessively have a higher risk of: