Napping Guru Training Program: Achievements

Napping is an art form. It takes dedication, focus, and a willingness to sleep through anything. Here's what Steve's students have achieved:

• Completed 5 consecutive naps within a 24-hour period without getting caught.
• Mastered the "Siesta Method" for optimal afternoon napping results.
• Achieved "Snooze Master" status by napping for over 12 hours straight.
• Defeated a bear in a napping duel ( details not disclosed).
• Developed "The Perfect Nap", a technique so advanced, it's been patented (by Steve, naturally).

Want to join the ranks of these napping virtuosos? Enroll in the Napping Guru Training Program today!

Or, you know, just take a nap.

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