Congratulations, you've made it to Bronze! You can now nap for 5 minutes at a time without getting a cramp in your back.
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The SilverSpoon Society: Acceptance and Rejection
Disclaimer: This program is entirely a joke. Do not attempt to actually nap for 5 minutes without proper training, or you may experience severe back cramps, brain freeze, or spontaneous combustion.