FAQ: Frequently Unanswered Questions

What is the Napping Guru Training Program?

We are the premier institute for the art of napping. Our rigorous, 5-day program will teach you the skills to nap like nobody's business, even on Tuesdays.

Our expert instructors will guide you through the ancient art of napping, from the perfect pillow fort construction to the art of snore-circumvention.

Will I get a certificate upon completion?

Yes. You will receive a beautifully crafted, 100% recycled, 100% biodegradable, totally-not-a-piece-of-junk certificate that you can hang on your wall or use as a coaster.

Who should I bring to the program?

Bring your favorite pillow, a good sense of humor, and a willingness to learn the art of doing absolutely nothing.

Leave your spouse, children, and sense of responsibility behind. We will not be responsible for lost or damaged relationships.

Will I be able to nap on the weekends?

We have a strict no-napping-on-the-weekends policy. You will be required to attend our weekend seminars, which will cover advanced topics such as napping in zero-gravity environments and napping while maintaining a perfect 5 o'clock shadow.

Can I join the program online?

No. We are a bricks-and-mortar institution. Our napping instructors require human interaction, preferably while napping.

What if I have a napping emergency?

Don't worry, we have a 24/7 emergency napping hotline. Call 1-800-NAP-FAST and we will send a trained napping professional to your location.

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