Congratulations, you've reached the pinnacle of napping expertise. Your mind is sharp, your body is limber, and your dreams are more vivid than a 3D printer's imagination.
As the Great Napping Guru, I'll guide you through the most esoteric and obscure napping techniques known to humanity. Buckle up, friend, for the ride's about to get real weird.
Level 7: Napping in Zero-Gravity, where you'll learn to nap while floating in the void, unencumbered by the petty concerns of the terrestrial world.
Level 8: The Dark Arts of Sleep Walking, where you'll master the art of walking while still asleep, a skill so obscure, so mystical, so utterly useless in real life.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Alternate Reality Napping, where the boundaries between reality and dreams blur, and the only constant is the need for more pillows.