Napping Guru Training Program - Level Three Snoozing

Advanced Techniques for the Disciplined Slacker

Congratulations, Steve! You've made it to the esteemed Level Three Snoozing program.

• Level Four Torturing - For the truly sleep-deprived.
• Level Five Napping in Public - Because, let's face it, you're never really alone.

In this level, you will learn how to nap in 37 different positions, including but not limited to:

• The Classic "S" Position
• The "I'm-Just-Quickly-Checking-My-Email" Position
• The "I've-Just-Had-It-For-A-Second" Position

Nap Tactics - A comprehensive guide to napping on-the-go.