Napping Guru Training Program: Level 4 - The Dark Ages of Slumber

Welcome, napping gurus in training, to Level 4 - The Dark Ages of Slumber. Here, you will learn the ancient art of napping anywhere, anytime, and without any distractions. It's a challenging level, but trust us, it's worth it.

**Mission Briefing:**

1. Nap anywhere, even on top of a cactus.
2. Nap with your eyes open, but your mind closed.
3. Nap for 20 minutes, but wake up feeling refreshed for 40 hours.
4. Use your napping skills to escape from the authorities.

**Recommended Training Equipment:**

• Nap Mat 3000
• Sleep Mask 9000
• Nap-o-matic Alarm Clock

**Training Schedule:**

• Monday, Wednesday, Friday: 3 hours of napping, 1 hour of wake-up exercises
• Tuesday, Thursday: 2 hours of napping, 2 hours of napping
• Weekends: Napping marathons (no breaks, no excuses)

**Next Level: Level 5 - The Zen Master of Slumber

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