Are you tired of being awake? Do you yearn for the sweet release of unconsciousness? Do you want to be a master of the art of napping? Look no further than the Napping Guru Training Program.
Our expert gurus will teach you the ancient art of napping in all its forms:
Short Naps - The quick hit of napping, for when you just need a little pick-me-up.
Long Naps - The deep, restorative naps of the truly enlightened.
Meditative Naps - Napping with mindfulness and inner peace.
And, of course, our flagship course:
Nap Timing - The art of napping at precisely the right moment.
Nap Techniques - The secrets to napping with maximum comfort and minimum guilt.
Nap Ethics - The moral implications of napping in a busy world.