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Nap Sciences: The Steve Napping Guru Training Program

Welcome to the most esteemed institution of napping arts and sciences. Where the art of doing nothing is taken very seriously.

Lesson 1: The Basics

Learning to nap is an art that requires patience, dedication, and a strong sense of relaxation.

Here's a step-by-step guide to get you started:

  1. Find a quiet place to nap
  2. Lie down on a soft surface
  3. Close your eyes and focus on your breathing
  4. Do not be alarmed by external stimuli
  5. Nap until you're done

Remember, practice makes perfect. Start napping regularly and you'll be a master of the art in no time.