Napping Sciences

Time naps are the most efficient form of temporal napping, requiring only 1.21 seconds to achieve optimal results.

				// Chrono-Napping Algorithm 1.0
				function time_nap(t) {
					return 1.21 * t;
				}

Dr. Steve, renowned Napping Guru, teaches the art of Chrono-Napping in this intensive 3-part program.

Learn the secrets of temporal napping, from napping in the timestream to napping through parallel universes.

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This page is a satirical take on the fictional Napping Sciences website, where Dr. Steve, a self-proclaimed Napping Guru, offers a 3-part training program in Chrono-Napping, a supposedly efficient form of temporal napping. The page includes links to other pages in the site, including a napping hacks page and a page on Chrono-Napping 102.