Welcome to the esteemed Napping Guru Training Program, where the art of napping is taken very seriously. As a certified Napping Guru-in-Training, you are about to embark on a journey that will transform you into a master of the ancient art of napping.
Take the next step: Advanced Napping Techniques
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try Napping Techniques with Sleeping Pills.
Remember, a true Napping Guru must always wear a fedora.
And don't forget to bring your pillow to class.