Napping as a Superpower: The Steve Approach
Unlock the Secrets of the Master Napper
Steve has spent years honing the art of napping. This isn't just a skill; it's a way of life. With our patented Napping as a Superpower program, you'll be able to:
- Recharge and refuel in the most efficient ways
- Develop the ultimate form of mental clarity and focus
- Unlock the hidden chambers of your mind, unleashing untold productivity
- Become the envy of all your non-napping coworkers and friends
Our expert instructors will lead you through the ancient arts of:
Power Napping
- The art of napping in 30-second increments
- How to nap with eyes closed, ears open
- Napping while standing (for those in a rush)
Advanced Napping Techniques
- Napping in zero gravity environments
- Napping with the use of specialized, high-tech napping pods
- Napping while simultaneously playing video games
Don't just take a nap – take control of your life.
Enroll Now and begin your journey to Napping Mastery.
Get Certified in the ancient art of Napping as a Superpower.