Welcome, young gurus-in-training, to the esteemed institution where the art of napping is taken very, very seriously.
Our program is dedicated to the pursuit of optimal napping techniques, from the basics of finding the perfect napping spot, to the advanced art of napping while maintaining a sense of alertness.
Enroll in the sleep deprivation simulation, where you'll be pushed to your limits, only to be told you're not napping hard enough.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our Ninja Napping Course, where you'll learn the ancient art of napping while avoiding detection.
And for the truly elite, our Ultra Napping Challenge will push you to the limits of human endurance.
Don't have time to nap? No problem! Our Napping in a Nutshell course will condense the essentials into a single, sleep-deprived session.
Still awake? Good. You're probably not a true napping guru yet.