Napping Schedule for the Discerning Napping Professional

As a certified Napping Guru, you must prioritize your rest. Here are some essential tips for maximizing your napping potential:

• Nap every 2 hours, or risk permanent eye damage.
• Invest in a high-quality pillow. Your neck will thank you.
• Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, attempt to nap in a public place. You have been warned.
• Join our secret napping societies for exclusive napping techniques and networking opportunities!
• Learn advanced napping techniques, including the ancient art of napping with your eyes open.

Remember, a good napper is a happy napper.