The Art of Dosing Off

Today, we will be discussing the art of dosing off in 5 seconds flat. It's a skill that requires patience, dedication, and a strong stomach.

Here's a step-by-step guide to executing the flawless dosing technique:

  1. Find a comfortable position. You can sit or lie down, it's up to you.
  2. Cover your eyes with your hands.
  3. Close your eyes and focus on your breathing.
  4. Breathe deeply and slowly, letting your body relax.
  5. Count to 5. If you've made it to 5, you're asleep.
  6. Wake up refreshed, revitalized, and ready to take on the world!