Welcome, fellow napping gurus, to Phase 4 of the Napping Guru Training Program. In this phase, you will learn the advanced techniques of embellishing your naps.
Phase 4: The Art of Snoozing with Style is not for the faint of heart. You will be pushed to your limits, forced to confront the harsh realities of sleep deprivation, and made to face the abyss that stares back at you from the depths of your pillow.
But fear not, my friends, for we will guide you through the treacherous waters of narcolepsy, insomnia, and general sleep-related anxiety. You will emerge from this phase a stronger, more confident napping guru, ready to take on the world.
Learn the Snooze Buddy System, a revolutionary new approach to napping in groups.
Discover the ancient art of Sleep Pod Architecture, a technique that will make your naps more efficient, more effective, and more Instagrammable.
Master the Dark Art of Napping Sorcery, a mystical discipline that will allow you to nap anywhere, anytime, and still look good doing it.