Napping Guru Training Program Phase 6: Maintenance Mode

Phase 6: Where the gurus learn to nap with the best of them!

Phase 6 Objectives

Master the art of napping with reckless abandon.

Perfect the technique of napping while still looking alert.

Develop the discipline to nap anywhere, anywhere, anytime.

And for the love of all things napping, learn to snore with the force of a freight train!

Phase 6 Activities

Nap-a-licious napping exercises

Napping in zero gravity simulations

Napping while riding a unicycle

Napping with a pet rock

Phase 6 Challenges

Nap for 24 hours straight without moving

Nap while being watched by a panel of judges

Nap with a mouthful of marbles

Nap while reciting the entirety of "War and Peace" by Leo Tolstoy

Phase 6 Graduation Requirements

Pass a nap-titude test

Master the art of waking up refreshed and alert

Develop a comprehensive understanding of napping history

Learn to nap in 17 languages

Hyperlinked to Phase 7: Sustained Sleep or Phase 5: Extended Slumber