Steve's Napping Guru Training Program: Phase 6 - Seduction
- Phase 1: Napping 101
- Phase 2: Silence is Golden
- Phase 3: Telekinesis for Beginners
- Phase 4: Sleepwalking for Advanced Students
- Phase 5: Dreamhacking for the Ambitious
- Phase 6: Seduction
Phase 6: Seduction
At this stage, you'll be learning the art of seducing your enemies while they're asleep. Yes, you read that right. It's a real thing.
Through our patented Seduction by Stealth technique, you'll be able to manipulate your foes into doing your bidding, all while they're still snoring away in their beds.
But don't just take our word for it! Here's a real-life example of a seduction in action:
As you can see, our student, Bob, is in a deep sleep, completely unaware of the seduction that's about to take place. Meanwhile, Steve, the napping guru, is busy whispering sweet nothings into Bob's ear, making him do all sorts of ridiculous things, like...
- Wearing a chicken suit to the grocery store
- Singing "Who Let the Dogs Out" at the top of his lungs
- Ordering 10 pounds of pizza for the whole neighborhood
And don't worry, we won't leave you hanging. Here's a special Phase 7: Advanced Seduction module to help you take your seduction skills to the next level.