Welcome, napping gurus, to Phase 7: Disassembly. In this, the seventh and most esteemed phase of our esteemed program, you will be challenged to deconstruct the very fabric of reality, to disassemble the boundaries that have held you back for so long.
Under the guidance of our expert instructors, you will learn to see the world as a complex system of gears, wires, and wires within wires. You will be tasked with disassembling the furniture, the appliances, and even the furniture within the appliances. You will question the nature of reality and challenge the status quo.
We will provide you with the tools, the expertise, and the motivation to take apart everything that stands between you and the truth. You will be the masters of disassembly, the sultans of sabotage, the gurus of... well, napping.
So, if you're ready to take the leap, to challenge your perceptions, and to become the ultimate napping machine, then Phase 7: Disassembly is the place for you. But be warned: once you start disassembling, there's no turning back.
Don't forget to check out our Phase 7 Schedule for all the disassembly dates and times.
And, as always, remember: Phase 7 Manifesto is the guiding light of our disassembly journey.
So, are you ready to disassemble the world? Register now and join us on this epic quest!