The Steve-napping Guru Training Program: Awards

Challenge 3: The Sleep Deprivation Simulator

Congratulations, Steve-napping Guru-in-training! You have survived the Sleep Deprivation Simulator, where you were subjected to 72 hours of continuous, sleep-deprived madness.

For your bravery, you have earned the following awards:

• Steve the Unspeakable - Given for your ability to function on fumes and hallucinate creative solutions
• Steve the Unstoppable - For your unwavering dedication to finding the perfect coffee-to-soda ratio
• Steve the Unconquerable - Given for your ability to conquer the art of procrastination and achieve nothing

Next up: Challenge 4, the Caffeine Fueled Mania challenge, where you will be subjected to an endless supply of Red Bull and a room full of laser pointers.