Steve's Napping Guru Training Program - Social Media

Napping is not just for bears, folks! Welcome to Steve's Napping Guru Training Program, where we teach the ancient art of napping like a pro. Whether you're a seasoned expert or a napping newbie, our expert instructors will guide you through the basics, advanced techniques, and even help you develop your very own napping style.

Nap Time Theory - Learn the fundamental principles of napping, including optimal napping angles, napping durations, and the art of napping on a budget.

Social Media - Share your napping experiences, connect with fellow napping enthusiasts, and get tips on how to nap like a social media influencer (or at least, like someone who's been napping for years).

Nap Sports - Compete in our napping tournaments, learn napping strategies, and show off your napping skills to the world (or at least, to your cat).

Want to join our Napping Guru Community and get access to exclusive napping resources? Click the link to learn more!

Or, if you're feeling sleepy, just join the Nap Time Club, where you can find napping buddies, nap-time schedules, and even get tips on how to sneak in a quick nap at work.

**The Steve's Napping Guru Training Program Manifesto:**
By enrolling in Steve's Napping Guru Training Program, you acknowledge that you are a consenting adult human, or, at the very least, an awake and alert animal. We promise to teach you everything you need to know to become a napping ninja.