Steve is the Master of Relaxation
Located in the heart of the forest, Steve's Napping Guru Training Program is the ultimate destination for the weary and the sleep-deprived. Our courses are designed to teach the art of napping in all its forms: the quick snooze, the power nap, and the full-on, no-remorse, 12-hour slumber.
Steve himself is a renowned expert in the field of napping, with over 20 years of experience in the art of doing nothing. His techniques have been studied by the greatest napping minds in the world, and his students have gone on to do great things: like winning awards for most creative use of a hammock, and setting the world record for longest time spent on the couch.
Don't believe us? Read the reviews:
- "Steve's napping techniques are the key to unlocking your true potential." - A satisfied customer (who wishes to remain anonymous, because they're still napping)
- "Steve is the real deal. I've never slept better in my life." - Another satisfied customer, also anonymous (because they're still snoring)
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