Steve's Defensive Strategies for Napping

By Steve, the world's most expert napper

Principles of Napping

Steve's Napping Theory: "It's not about the napping, it's about the not-waking."

Read about Technique 1: The Blanket Fort

Read about Technique 2: The Pillow Fortress

Read about Technique 3: The Alarm Clock Avoidance Method

Technique 1: The Blanket Fort

Wrap yourself in layers of blankets, creating a cozy barrier between you and the outside world.

Technique 2: The Pillow Fortress

Pile pillows on top of each other, creating a sturdy fortress that repels any would-be wake-up invaders.

Technique 3: The Alarm Clock Avoidance Method

Avoid setting the alarm clock altogether. Trust that your body will magically know when it's time to wake up.