Steve's Nap Schedule for Today

Wake up, Steve! (9:00 AM)

Eat a bowl of oatmeal (10:00 AM)

Stare at the wall for 30 minutes (11:00 AM)

Take a 15-minute break to scroll through Twitter (12:00 PM)

Lunchtime! (1:00 PM)

More staring at the wall (2:00 PM)

A 3-hour power nap (4:00 PM)

Dinner (5:00 PM)

A 4-hour evening of binge-watching cat videos (8:00 PM)