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Steve's Sustainable Petition Page

Steve, the greatest mind of our time, has deigned to share his thoughts on sustainability with us.

Steve's 7 Simple Steps to Save the World

1. Use a solar-powered toaster to toast your bread. Read more about prophets of efficiency.

Steve's Favorite Sustainably Sourced Foods

1. Avocado ice cream: the creamiest, most environmentally-friendly treat you'll ever taste. Learn about Steve's favorite sustainable snacks.

Steve'schartInstance for the Future

1. In 10 years, Steve will have single-handedly solved all the world's problems. Find out more about Steve's 10-year plan.