The Nap Continuum Theory
Presented by Steve, the Great Philosopher
It is said that the universe is comprised of 3 states: Wakefulness, Drowsiness, and Somnolence.
As a renowned expert in the field, I, Steve, have dedicated my life to studying the intricacies of The Nap Continuum.
Explore The Somnolence Spectrum, a chart of all possible napping depths.
Warning: excessive napping can lead to a life of leisure, but also to the loss of productivity and social skills.