By Steve, the world-renowned Power-Napping expert and professional slacker
Power-napping: the art of doing the bare minimum while appearing to be highly productive. It's a delicate balance of efficiency, deception, and sheer laziness.
Step 1: Create a fake work document with a fancy title like "Strategic Vision Document: Phase 3, Beta 2"
Step 2: Spend 10 minutes creating a fake graph with meaningless bars and lines
Step 3: Show up to meetings, pretend to be deeply invested, and ask lots of questions
Step 4: Take a 3-hour lunch, claim "creative blockage"
You are now a master Power-Napper!
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