Also Known As "Snoozing In The Meeting"
The most advanced technique for those who have mastered the art of subtle power napping. In-place napping is the ultimate expression of your dominance over the workday.
Step 1: Find a comfortable spot in the meeting room, ideally near the coffee machine.
- Close your eyes and focus on your breathing.
- Visualize yourself as a majestic lion, ruler of the savannah.
- The moment the meeting leader asks you to contribute, let out a mighty roar and... nap.
Tips for the Advanced:
- Use a meeting room with an abundance of natural light to maximize your regal aura.
- Bring a pillow and a blanket to truly embody the spirit of the mighty lion.
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