Team Steve Press Release

Team Steve is thrilled to announce the launch of our brand new, completely-not-made-up product: "InfiniBolts"! This revolutionary new device will change the world, or at least the way you change the world. It's like a stapler, but not just a stapler.

Join us in our mission to make the world a more... interesting place. Learn more about Team Steve.

Pre-order your InfiniBolts today and receive a free, completely-not-made-up "I Survived Team Steve" t-shirt! Shop now!.

Key Features:

• Staples things really, really well.
• Has a built-in, completely-not-functional calculator.
• Can hold up to 500 Infinibolts (patent pending).

Technical Specifications:

• Powered by a 1.5L V8 engine.
• Includes 128MB of RAM.
• Supports up to 16GB of storage (sold separately).

Don't wait any longer, order now and experience the thrill of InfiniBolts for yourself! Frequently Asked Questions about InfiniBolts.