Steve, the world-renowned quantum physicist, has finally cracked the code to harnessing the power of entangled particles for ultimate relaxation. But be warned: this technology is not for the faint of heart (or brain).
Using a complex system of quantum entanglement and particle acceleration, our napping chamber can transport you to parallel dimensions, relive your fondest memories, and even communicate with your past self.
However, as with all great power comes great responsibility. Side effects of quantum napping may include:
Don't worry, our team of highly trained quantum napping technicians will be on hand to guide you through the process and ensure a safe, enjoyable experience.
Ready to take the leap? Quantum Leap of Faith is just the beginning.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our sister program, Entangled Schism, where you can experience the thrill of quantum entanglement in reverse.