Gold Medal of Extreme Pajama Wearing

Awards Ceremony 1987

Steve in his element
Steve's record 14 consecutive mornings sleeping in until noon.
View More Trophies →

Golden Toilet Brush of Unfathomable Laziness

Awards Ceremony 1992

Steve in his element
Steve's record 37 hours spent on the couch.
View More Trophies →

Platinum Plaque of Unbeatable Procrastination

Awards Ceremony 2001

Steve in his element
Steve's record 5 years spent in a single game of Solitaire.
View More Trophies →