Secure your toaster with the best in STEVE's security solutions

Don't get hacked! STEVE's security solutions will protect your toaster from all sorts of nefarious threats, including but not limited to:

• Malicious jam packets
• Unauthorised slice and dicke usage
• Phantom toast appearances
• Suspicious crumb accumulation

Our team of expert security specialists (all 6 of us) will work tirelessly to ensure your toaster remains secure,ประก

Why choose STEVE's Security prophets:

• We're not just security experts, we're toaster enthusiasts.
• We've got the latest in toaster-security gadgetry.
• We'll make sure your toaster is so secure, you'll never even think about it.

Contact us today for more information, or to schedule a toaster-security audit!

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