Once upon a time, in a land of endless coffee cups, Steve couldn't sleep. He lay in bed, staring at the ceiling, wondering if the 3 AM thoughts were just a product of a caffeine-fueled imagination or a real, honest-to-goodness existential crisis.

As he tossed and turned, his mind started to wander to the land of dreams, but instead of peaceful slumber, it found itself lost in a sea of mundane tasks. "Did I remember to turn off the stove?" "Did I really mean to buy those socks?" "Is that a dust bunny or a small, furry creature?"

Steve's sleep-deprived brain started to get the better of him. He began to wonder if the world outside was as crazy as his thoughts. He imagined his neighbors as sleepwalking zombies, his coworkers as robots, and his in-laws as... well, that's just too much for anyone.

And so, he started writing. Stories of the absurd, the ridiculous, and the just plain weird. Stories that would make you laugh, cry, and wonder if you're the only sane person in the world.