Gravity Adjustments
Steve's team has been tasked with fine-tuning the fundamental forces governing our reality.
We are currently tweaking the warp-speed settings on the space-time continuum.
Our research has led us to the following conclusions:
Observations:
• The fabric of space-time is indeed quite delicate.
• Our attempts to nudge the fabric have resulted in minor distortions.
• The universe is still holding together, but only just.
• We are close to achieving a 90% reduction in cosmic entropy.
• However, our coffee machine remains broken.
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