Welcome to the Sunburn Salvager, a team of highly trained professionals dedicated to extracting the last vestiges of sun protection from the very fabric of reality itself.
Our state-of-the-art equipment and rigorous training allow us to rescue even the most deeply embedded sunburned individuals.
But don't just take our word for it!
- Read what our clients say about us!
- Check out our services and rates!
- Frequently Asked Questions (that we'll probably ignore)
We have the best Sunburn Salvagers in the business! Meet our fearless leader, Steve!