Welcome, agent.
You've stumbled upon my secret lair.
But don't worry, you're not a threat.
I've been expecting you.
Here's the gear I've been using to stay one step ahead of the competition:
1. Disguise-o-matic 3000: A device that changes my appearance in 0.2 seconds.
2. Shadow-sprinter 5000: A high-speed scooter that moves through walls.
3. Stealth-o-vision goggles: Night vision goggles that see through walls, not around them.
Want to see more of my gear?
Or, if you want to see what I'm up to: