8:00 AM - Wake up, Steve. Don't forget to wear your favorite "I'm a functioning member of society" t-shirt.
9:00 AM - Vacuum the cat. Yes, the cat. It's a real thing.
12:00 PM - Lunchtime! Eat a sandwich. Preferably one that's not made by Steve, because let's be real, Steve's cooking is a crime against humanity.
3:00 PM - Take a 3-hour nap. You've earned it after all that cleaning.
5:00 PM - Watch an episode of your favorite show. Preferably one that's not made by the producers of "Steve's Specials", because they clearly have no idea what they're doing.