6:00 AM: Wake up, stretch, and scream at the ceiling for 10 minutes.
6:10 AM: Shower, because Steve is a functioning member of society.
6:30 AM: Feed the cat, who looks at Steve with disdain.
9:00 AM: Dust the furniture for 4 hours.
1:00 PM: Take a 3-course meal of plain toast.
Please do not touch Steve's belongings, as they may be covered in invisible dust.
Any attempts to clean or organize will be met with fierce resistance.