Steve the Couch Warlord

Currently occupied by: Steve the Couch Warlord

Reason for occupancy: Binge-watching cat videos

Occupancy Status: Check Status

Previous Occupants: View History

Rules of the Couch

  1. No eating on the couch
  2. No playing video games on the couch
  3. No sleeping on the couch
  4. No having a beard longer than 6 inches