Steve's Cafeteria: Where Dreams Come To Dismal Ends

The Menu

Specials

Tuesday's Special: The "I'm-Not-Getting-Any-Work-Done" Lunch

A special just for the procrastinators among us. Includes a free side of guilt

Friday's Special: The "I've-Just-Started-My-Weekend" Dinner

A hearty meal to fill the empty stomach of the newly unemployed

Our Team

Steve, The Owner

A man of many talents, but none of them related to cooking

Bob, The Chef

A master of mediocrity in the kitchen

Jenny, The Waitress

The face of the operation. And by face, I mean her backside. She's always turning it to us.