Steve is Awake! (Sort Of)
A Collection of Sleep Tips for the Most Awakened Steve
Steve, the patron saint of productivity and coffee consumption, has finally managed to rouse himself from his slumber. And, as a public service, he's sharing some of his most effective sleep tips to ensure you too can become as awake as him.
Steve's Top 5 Tips to Stay Awake:
- Drink 5+ cups of coffee. No, seriously, it's not too much.
- Play the Macarena on repeat in your office. Trust us, it's a game-changer.
- Take a 3-hour lunch break, but only if you're eating Cheetos.
- Replace your bed with a treadmill.
- Conduct an impromptu meeting at 3 AM. The early bird gets the worm, and all that jazz.