Steve's Taco Truck Takedown Expertise

Ten Tips from the Master

As a renowned Taco Truck Takedown Specialist, Steve has taken down countless taco trucks. Here are his top ten tips for success:

• Understand the art of the perfect tortilla fold: it's all about the angle, baby!
• Know your competition: who are the other taco trucks in the neighborhood?
• Master the art of distraction: use your eyes to scan the area, then BAM!
• Choose your battles: pick the right taco truck to take down, or risk getting caught in a salsa-filled trap.
• Be prepared: bring the right tools for the job, including but not limited to: ninja stars, grappling hook, and an extra large horchata.
• Stay one step ahead: always be thinking two tacos ahead.
• Use the environment to your advantage: parkour is key in the taco truck takedown world.
• Know when to fold 'em: a well-placed kick will end things quickly, but a well-placed wink will disarm your foe.
• Practice, practice, practice: the only way to become a true Taco Truck Takedown Master is through rigorous, intense training.
• Never trust a taco truck with a wonky wheel: it's just a matter of time before they get away.

Want more tips? Check out:

The Ultimate Taco Truck Takedown Playbook for more advanced techniques.

Steve's Advanced Taco Truck Takedown Theories for the deep stuff.

Steve's Taco Truck Takedown Gear Store for all your takedown needs.

Steve's Takedown Buddy System for a partner in crime.