Steve's Taco Reviews: The Tacos

Welcome to Steve's Taco Reviews, where the tacos are so good, they'll make you cry! Or laugh. Okay, maybe just the first one.

Steve's expertly curated list of the best tacos in the land:

The "El Jefe" Taco

This taco is so good, it'll make you an honorary citizen of Mexico. Or at least, it'll make you feel like one.

Steve's review: "I ate 5 of these in one sitting, I'm not proud."

This taco is so good, it's like a party in your mouth! And also like a bad idea, but let's not focus on that.

Steve's review: "I put it on a t-shirt, and now I'm wearing it as a hat."

This taco is so good, it's like Steve's special brand of magic. Don't question it, just eat it.

Steve's review: "I'm not sure what's in it, but it's got 17 ingredients. I counted."

This taco is so fancy, you'll need a map to find it. Or a Google search, because that's just how you roll.

Steve's review: "It's got more cheese than a cheese factory. I think I need a nap."