Steve's Oneiromancy Techniques

Oneiromancy is the art of divining answers from your stomach. It's like fortune telling, but with less crystals and more pizza.

Here's a list of techniques Steve's learned from years of trial and error (and a few failed relationships):

The 5-Minute Method: Stick a fork in your stomach and wait for the spirits to speak.
The Pizza Party Technique: Eat a large pepperoni pizza while contemplating your problem.
Steve's Famous 7-Step Process: Repeat the phrase "I will eat a whole pizza by myself" until the answer appears.